Dear 'Frozen River'

Dear 'Frozen River'

God, you are the most depressing film ever. You managed to suss out how to jigsaw together Single Mothers, Why men are awful, Children's Christmad expectations, poverty, discrimination againgst Native Americans, Illegal immigrant desperation, AND miracle infant into one and a half hours. O_O how did you do that, you have to give me your secret. Its celery isnt it? The secret is always celery.

Auspicious Mabby

Dear Columbian-prime-minister-who-refuses-to-accept-my-offerings-of-gorgonzola

Dear Columbian-prime-minister-who-refuses-to-accept-my-offerings-of-Gorgonzola,

If giving is the spirit,
Then receiving is empty pit.
This you tell yourself,
To prove your body free from greed,
But truly, if you tend to gardens of hell,
You will discover new things, new crops, and good wheat.
Will you believe in benevolence above?
Or will you remain entangled in fearing love.

A true lover, who embraces worldly passions,
A hopeful lover, who rushes forth to chance a great future
A prudent lover, who grounds her feet and holds in the tensions,
A naive lover, who knows not of the dark and yields to lures.

Which will you aspire to be and to commit?


Mabby so faithful

Dear The Supremes

Dear The Supremes,

I know that you want nothing more than for everyone to stop (but it has to be in the name of love) but I have a word for you: Hassle my eyelids.

That was three words I'm sorry I'm such an awful disgusting liar. I hate people. You most of all, most men.

With great Love/hatred, the neuter form of Mabby. Mabium.
Sayounara

Dear Sally Salinger

Dear Sally Salinger,

Excuse me, but would you be able to whip up (handy dandy) APPROXIAMATELY sixty -seven and 5/2 painful spiky cupcakes? I NEED THEM FOR WEDDINGS AND OTHER THING OF THE SORT. Where didst thou go? Beeteedubz, Wherefore art you hiding from the things. Dreadéd hath thy magazine covering O EM EFF GEE YOU NEED SOME CRANBERRIES. if you dont eat enough( and for that matter use it in those muchly required cupcakes) You will become lonely shrivelled failure like jo from Little woman (who married REALLY OLD) wow her husband is OLD!!!! But he is probably busy all the time and therefore gay.


Anyways get those cupcakes (with pain) ready or it will be your head for brunch. ヾ(＠⌒ー⌒＠)ノ

再见！またね！ Farewell christy!

Love and sequently, Mabby

Dear All souffle omelettes(does not concern souffle)

Dear all souffle omelettes,

I HATE YOU ALL. WHY CANT LIKE A PROPER OMELETTE. I FUCKING NEED SOME REAL EGGS. YOU're alll fucking poofs


From the brilliantly talented mabby

Dear, Moonlight real girls

Dear Moonlight Real girls,

Its oh so quiet in here. Therfore you (y'all) must also be rather quiet.
I understand that in your nature as moonlight real girls you tend to be loud and headachey. BUT... don't do that please.

You can do things like:
Quiet prayers
Quiet mahjong
Quiet everyone
Queiting me
Make up, but quietly
whisper

Shushness is definitely me!!! please no more loudness, as it is no good for our souls...

The quiet pray goodbye,

Mabby(Shhh)

Dear Super Beryl

Dear Super Beryl,

You are very loud. I mean, screaming is all right but you are just Loud. URUSAI!!!! I like you alot but you were much less noisy as just good old simple Queen Beryl.

Oh em gee did you hear bout chur frend Queen Metalia? She ain't even no thing. She just a blob dat u bow down to sometime (tokidoki)... She a bitch aye!


Goodbye forever,

The fantabulous Mabby

Dear Loli

Dear Loli,

You are gross.

Very gross.

Just so gross that I may have to surgically remove my eyes.

Also you are very cute. so cute.

BYE NOW

from loving and sparingly cordial,

Mabbypop

Dear Justin Bieber

Dear Justin Bieber,

Your music is simply awful. It's just awful

Please stop or my family will be forced to love and beauty shock you ( it sounds pleasant(meadows!) but actually no, it's not.)

If and when you are ready to actually sing good songs please report to the science department address:
12A Science road
Mt. Science
Scienceington
Scienceland
Planet Science

Yours Faithfully, the cap-smakcerstick roller fanta flavour) {}{ fish

Kitties!

Some Mabby

Dear Woman-who-sells-oranges-next-to-KFC

Dear Woman-who-sells-oranges-next-to-KFC,

Your oranges are amazing (the Grace), Please tell me your recipe for them!

Tell your mother (from the sea) that i love her work and that she can borrow my tractor anytime!

And always remember! the subjunctive mood in Latin is Her Meals Act 'n' Dial!
-e  -ea    -a    -ia


Luv ya lots plus I sent you some of my orange rose cake. (the secret is: theres no oranges O.o or roses)

from the love and cordiality of,

the

Mabby-Person

Dear Rainbow-Brite

Dear Rainbow Brite,

Just because Indigo is Black doesn't mean that she must automagically be a diva. You mustn't Be all up in her business.

Also, tickled pink stole the moon sceptre from the (awful) english version of Sailor moon. Please get sued as soon as possible.

I have included exactly 56 figurines of miss jennifer aniston. I expect you to sell them by sundown.

The OMG sincere and loverly plus otherness.

SuperMabby

Dear Mrs. Totally-the-terminal-airport-funding-chocolate-lamps

Dear Mrs. Totally-the-terminal-airport-funding-chocolate-lamps

you aren't allowed to do things anymore don't do stuff pleasingnesses.

You make people cry and sadness tickles the moon.

for the LOVE OF WISEMAMA do not send me any more of your "pancakes"

they arent pancakes they're hard and ugly and taste like birthday cards plus more. Although my son plays Moon Tiara Action with them sometimes.

.the.

from the lovely and talented Mabby from the auckland(its a place).

Dear miss meryl streep

Dear Miss Meryl Streep,

Your zhuccini is interfering. Don't do that.

If your unacceptable zhuccini behaviour continues ANY LONGER there will be dire consequences i.e.: no more puff pastry in your school bag for those days when you're in the mood for little nibbles.

of.

pastry the.

Faithful and also sincere plus more.

Mabby. are.