Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Dear Woman-who-sells-oranges-next-to-KFC

Dear Woman-who-sells-oranges-next-to-KFC,

Your oranges are amazing (the Grace), Please tell me your recipe for them!

Tell your mother (from the sea) that i love her work and that she can borrow my tractor anytime!

And always remember! the subjunctive mood in Latin is Her Meals Act 'n' Dial!
-e  -ea    -a    -ia


Luv ya lots plus I sent you some of my orange rose cake. (the secret is: theres no oranges O.o or roses)

from the love and cordiality of,

the

Mabby-Person

Monday, August 30, 2010

Dear Rainbow-Brite

Dear Rainbow Brite,

Just because Indigo is Black doesn't mean that she must automagically be a diva. You mustn't Be all up in her business.

Also, tickled pink stole the moon sceptre from the (awful) english version of Sailor moon. Please get sued as soon as possible.

I have included exactly 56 figurines of miss jennifer aniston. I expect you to sell them by sundown.

The OMG sincere and loverly plus otherness.

SuperMabby

Sunday, August 29, 2010

Dear Mrs. Totally-the-terminal-airport-funding-chocolate-lamps

Dear Mrs. Totally-the-terminal-airport-funding-chocolate-lamps

you aren't allowed to do things anymore don't do stuff pleasingnesses.

You make people cry and sadness tickles the moon.

for the LOVE OF WISEMAMA do not send me any more of your "pancakes"

they arent pancakes they're hard and ugly and taste like birthday cards plus more. Although my son plays Moon Tiara Action with them sometimes.




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from the lovely and talented Mabby from the auckland(its a place).

Dear miss meryl streep

Dear Miss Meryl Streep,

Your zhuccini is interfering. Don't do that.

If your unacceptable zhuccini behaviour continues ANY LONGER there will be dire consequences i.e.: no more puff pastry in your school bag for those days when you're in the mood for little nibbles.

of.

pastry the.

Faithful and also sincere plus more.

Mabby. are.