Monday, September 13, 2010

Dear, Moonlight real girls

Dear Moonlight Real girls,

Its oh so quiet in here. Therfore you (y'all) must also be rather quiet.
I understand that in your nature as moonlight real girls you tend to be loud and headachey. BUT... don't do that please.

You can do things like:
Quiet prayers
Quiet mahjong
Quiet everyone
Queiting me
Make up, but quietly
whisper

Shushness is definitely me!!! please no more loudness, as it is no good for our souls...

The quiet pray goodbye,

Mabby(Shhh)

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Dear Super Beryl

Dear Super Beryl,

You are very loud. I mean, screaming is all right but you are just Loud. URUSAI!!!! I like you alot but you were much less noisy as just good old simple Queen Beryl.

Oh em gee did you hear bout chur frend Queen Metalia? She ain't even no thing. She just a blob dat u bow down to sometime (tokidoki)... She a bitch aye!


Goodbye forever,

The fantabulous Mabby

Monday, September 6, 2010

Dear Loli

Dear Loli,

You are gross.

Very gross.

Just so gross that I may have to surgically remove my eyes.

Also you are very cute. so cute.

BYE NOW

from loving and sparingly cordial,

Mabbypop

Saturday, September 4, 2010

Dear Justin Bieber

Dear Justin Bieber,

Your music is simply awful. It's just awful

Please stop or my family will be forced to love and beauty shock you ( it sounds pleasant(meadows!) but actually no, it's not.)

If and when you are ready to actually sing good songs please report to the science department address:
12A Science road
Mt. Science
Scienceington
Scienceland
Planet Science

Yours Faithfully, the cap-smakcerstick roller fanta flavour) {}{ fish

Kitties!

Some Mabby