Dear List of Nations currently involved with worldly matters

Dear List of Nations Currently Involved with Worldly Matters,

I have become rather ill-hearted at your attempts to produce failed strawberry crumble out of my wheat crops, in fact I believe you have not been using the correct savage heart ratio in your instructions.

In my humbly occidental opinion I would like to offer my blessings to create your very own JIBUN Rice fields paddy farm in this humbly Radiant land. The reason being that I would rather not have your riverly minds corrupting the fathers of my heartland.

I have included a non-existant set of demands that must be followed if you choose to accept my offer and develop your very own rice paddy Gerty-Yut.

Deeply a[[reciated by the refraining hands of Grandmother John. In a loose pantyhose I would try to persuade you to datively herd every single of my calculating women into your barns and skyscraping lentils.


Coo

Drerry Jinre I wrewed You He

With and including love and sicerity and retaining Persuausion

Green tea cheesecake

Mabby of Faith